Oddities that we find interesting          REACH US VIA ANY OF THE ICONS ABOVE   Best links and stories we've seen (or had shown to us): Links and other oddities that we'll try to update every day (and by 'we' I mean 'me'...Fin)    Show sponsors:   *NEW* !!! NEW MORNING SHOW THEME SONG - CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO OFFICIAL / UNOFFICIAL SHOW SPONSORS: Stuff IT, You!!! With Our Man Chuck Testa K-Swiss (ok, maybe this is wishful thinking) The Bang Bang Lady (and Boom Boom) Jones Bar-B-Que and Foot Massage     Is this Khloe Kardashian's real father? - you be the judge Swiss man 'hits' Austrian slot machine for $57,000,000.00- or does he..... Coaches resign after trophy burning ceremony - with youth football team.... Lost your faith in collegiate basketball? - Maybe this will help....kinda cool to see discipline amongst players, coaches AND fans.... REALLY, Ref? - Really? - THIS is not how you want to lose a STATE CHAMPIONSHIP game Cheer moms aren't ALL crazy - well...wait a minute In memory of Smokin' Joe Frazier it's a little tune created out of Mike Tyson quotes - bear with it...it gets better as it goes along.... Talk about your flawless edits - um, you won't be talking about this....Mr. Falcon!!! Great catfight turns into Douchefest 2011 - thanks to the guy at approx 3:30 in....what a tool First ever lesbian homecoming king and queen named over the weekend - here's there story and over there >>>>>> is the poll question as to what you think about it. Perfect for SOME jerkoff on your list - perfect Guess what happens at the end.....nope, you're wrong Greatest batting practice trick ever? - or great video trick....you decide OK, so mayyyybe Michael Buble is NOT a douche bag (though we assumed he must be) - but this kid's mom is......thank goodness for him Who needs fireworks when your team hits a home run? - Not the Miami Marlins - check this dumb ass thing they're going to be doing next year Helllooooooo Fashion Week - wanna be guaranteed to never be asked to be in a wedding EVER again - become maid of honor and choose this as your bridesmaid's dresses!!! Politicians aren't paying attention you say? - here's your proof Keep....your....eye....on.....the...... - D'oh! Ok, so, you're dead - now what - you wanna be buried? cremated? JUICED? check this out and cast your vote (while you can) over on the Daily Poll What if Tom Selleck's moustache took over - it might look a little something like this Darth (MF'in) Vader - what if old mouthbreather got the Kenny Powers treatment....it might look and sound a little sumthin' like......this Are these tats AW  a) esome or b) ful? - your call - make sure you check out numbers 14 and 18.... Thailand brest slapping treatments - yeah, we'd describe it further, but you've already clicked on it, haven't you....? Best post game press conference ever? - you decide - too bad it's not actually in English....it's not, is it? Man arrested for eating raw meat of Walmart shelves - eating it with WHAT (see pic) The difference between 'keeping the peace' and 'getting a piece' - NYPD 'shock' video - check out this video and cast your vote over there >>>>>>> PROOF that the wheel was invented by the cave MAN and not the cave woman - (please don't tell Bridget we posted this) Soccer players (are) nuts - ow. MAYHEM!!!! - This is an instant classic So, in honor of the end of the summer - how about one more car wash (gallery)....You're welcome 50 Greatest College Football Plays - of ALL TIME!!!! This is why you either love or hate the Foo Fighters - quite the video tour promo Blondes have more fun - except, it appears when trying to stand up in a 'gerbil ball on the water' Wow...they may have found a way to get me to watch Dancing With The Stars - Chaz Bono? - I'll at least watch episode #1 Wanna be a sideline reporter? - Here's one way to make your mark So, who's up for some placenta for din...? - hey, where did everybody go? Fin's NASCAR obsession making a bit of a rookie mistake - He forgives her Fin's NASCAR obsession getting ready to work the stick for the first time in the NASCAR series - in Canada - it's Maryeve DuFault time kids USA Today wants to know who you think are the All Time Greatest Reds - wellllll, we're waiiiiiiting.... Nice mugshot - dumbass - check the bad ass tat Kickball - it's not just for kids anymore - uh oh....Bridget's got her thinking cap on... Your dog (and mine) sucks - compared to this one.....holy Miss Penitentiary Pageant - and they're Brazilian...so you know what that means, hmmmm...hmmmmm? <eyebrows up, eyebrows down in rapid succession> OK, admit it (after watching this video) - You're a pussy - hey, so are we, just sayin'.... ingnore the annoying music behind this video and marvel at these daredevils / idiots Barney gets Frank with Rachel Maddow - finally, a politician honest about speaking out of both sides of his......body.....watch the 'cheek squeak' and listen closely Riots in London...who ya gonna call? - Hulk Hogan, of course....Apparently Troy Aikman was busy Shark Week Drinking Game - yes, and here are the rules Russia's Sea World sucks - but they have some funny ass brawls.....give it a couple of minutes...you will LOL...many times Are the Japanese better at cleaning things up that we are? - New Orleans, we're looking at you... Reds fans, do you know this guy? ARE you this guy? - Couldn't somebody have gotten him a hot dog instead? It's National Golf Month - did you know that? - How about the 16 hottest women golfers out there? - You're welcome. Fin HATES the NBA - but loves him some LBL - check it out and see if you agree Seen enough GROSS chicks (or dudes, for that matter) in tees that they should have avoided? - Maybe this will help make you feel better HEY DUMBASS!!! - you might want to look up from your Blackberry for a min.....---BLAM!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! Oakland Raiders sign best rookie in the country - to their cheerleading squad - Oh, GILF. The first headbanging parrot video you've probably seen today - right? A Skittles commercial not made by Skittles - what do you think Skittles thinks about it? .... Skittles Supermodel in Super Slo-mo ... does it get any better than this? I think not -  Thanks to ROCKHEAD Chris Richter for this one Not sure about the rules surrounding switch hitting? - add 'switch pitching' to the mix and check this out.....crazy! STILL don't like soccer?- How about these 'world (class) cups'? ....Thanks to ROCKHEAD Jeff for sharing this with soccer fans worldwide People of Walmart THE VIDEO!!! - You knew it was coming...and here it is Sheik it don't break it, baby!!! - Good to see your gas money going to a good cause Selfish athletes - sheesh.....apparently this tennis player says she had to have surgery to reduce a couple of things that made it hard for her to play to her full potential....what about those of us who watch for the pure sport of it <and maybe see her knock herself out> Would you do THIS to protect your neighbor? - They will and THAT's just ONE reason the men and women of the U.S. Miltary ROCK! Find out why Fin's always referred to Arizona's baseball team as the D-bags and not the D-backs - they're just baseballs, people The Hardest Working Bras in Hollywood - really, you need further explanation before you click this?....Really? Taco Bell is apparently the center of the entertainment universe - and you gotta hand it to this guy 'behind the speaker' Not handy around the house - maybe this will help - but probably not.....but the word 'handy' may come in to play Not a big Nickelback fan? - maybe you will be after this...or not Apparently (former?) WWE Superstar CM Punk doesn't hold Cena's Championship belt in as high esteem as he did - besides the belt, this looks alot like Fin's kitchen Screw the NFL players - WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH THE POOR NFL CHEERLEADERS? - oh, WHEW!!! they seem to be more than OK Stand aside planking - there's a new stupidity in town...and it's called 'owling' <Fcking Harry Potter, taking over everything> Jesus!! - Look how much we saved at The Walmarts!!! News open FAIL - oh James Bond, where were you when we needed you? Fin = Kenny Powers? - you decide...and don't just judge on the hair and the beard...watch THE WHOLE THING....and get out of Fin's way when he goes to buy a pair of these shoes immediately after the show Haven't I seen this movie poster before? - Yes, every time this guy/chick is in a movie Ugly People generator - it's the strangest optical illusion you've seen today, we'd bet Begin watching at 1:25 mark - begin cleaning up puke at 2:00 mark Greatest wedding proposal EVER.......oops! - Oh well, he's probably better off...or is he? I'm an Auburn fan all of sudden - find out why ... or maybe find a college you like more than you originally thought Ready to get your 'freak on' in the car - here's the 'how to' video from 'www.duh.com' Happy National Baked Bean Month everybody!! - A little something to get you started....there are 6 or 7 of these vids but you can find the rest of them on your own One of the greatest internet time wasters EVER - just TRY to stump 'The Akinator'.... Hottest Women of the World Cup - you know you want to look Now THESE are some seriously talented lips - agreed? Is THIS the most ROCKIN kid, EVER!? - wethinkso Phoenix Dust Storm - No, it's not the name of their WNBA team, it was a real thing - check out this time lapse video - HOLY!!! Holy NAKED GIRL, Batman!! - Oh, wait.....is that......wow.....(you may have seen this but it's damned funny) Best motivational speech we've seen in a long time - if you're not ready to sieze the day after this you might want to get to Urgentcare for a pulse check Feelin' all Americany after the holiday weekend? - This should fix that...see link above to fix how you feel after this Shower for two? - Sexy in movies and in theory, right?...but is it, really - this is more realistic, don't you think The President is a WHAT?! - wonder what this guy's next review will be like with his boss? Our Mayor looks like an even bigger douche than EVER - thanks to THIS first pitch and THIS first pitch - how you feelin' about YOUR 'toss' now, Mayor? The Mayor's FIRST PITCH - in case you forgot June FAILS compilation - thanks to ROCKHEAD Chris Would you eat a Poop Burger? - Japanese scientists seem to think so OVER 18? - You probably should be if you click on this link to see some of the infield madness at Talledega (and the Derby and.....) So, you think YOU'RE a big fan of (?) athlete - not so fast, Chester - how about THIS guy? It's boating season - can your boat do this? Suppose it's really up to you as to whether or not your boat can do this? Newest ESPN hottie - thoughts? Cast your vote over there >>>>>>>>> Planning on doing some 'fixer upper' work this weekend? - Here's a new toolbox that might come in handy....trust me, it's the video we say it is. Ballpark sex video- not video of someone 'almost getting some', actual sex at the ballpark - this one's a classic. We're looking for more - stay tuned The Manning Brothers make a movie - or at least a kick ass trailer for one....Here are all the football puns and metaphors (and porn staches) we've ever found in one place Fried Beer? - yep - and we found this link because of the next one Fried Kool-Aid - yep....here's how you make it Hey golfers!!! - Think Titleist is really the #1 ball in golf? - Not so fast, Chester. We're pretty sure most of you have used this ball. Hey Ladies!! Want to get guys to look you in the eyes for a change (instead of 'you know where?') - here's a product that may get that done thanks to ROCKHEAD Chris R. Is THIS how you remember The Pledge of Allegiance? - Apparently someone in the editing bay at NBC does - and they didn't just get rid of God but our 'indivisibility'.....Great way to start the U.S. Open Did you see this catch from Jonnnnny Gooooomes against the Dodgers - one of the best you'll ever see, from the last guy you'd expect to have made it (likely) Oh Weinergate stripper - The Pink Pony in Atlanta was in the right place at the right time with this one on 6/15.....lmfao and rofl and all the other letters In case you missed this story earlier in the week about 5 year old Logan Cross's toy collection effort for the kids in Joplin, Missouri - here it is, with contact info Maybe the most daring senior prank ever - and so simple to pull off Is this dad cool? - or a tool - you decide This female German Flasher can't be touched by the law - why not? Find out here Here's another angle on the story above - oh Germany. Hey Simon Cowell!!! - (Botox)  IN YER FACE!!! (done very poorly...yipe) Dodgers fans like balls - at least this guy really does. Joplin gets some unique cleanup assistance - and here comes the PETA in three, two.... Dave Grohl really did consider joining Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers full time - here he is working for them 'part time' Want to put the Joplin tornadoes in perspective - do it via satellite - HOLY!!! 3 Doors Down - It's Not My Time - in case you forgot, the vid was shot in Cincinnati - here's some raw footage  - - - annnnnnd.... Here's the FULL VIDEO - 3 Doors Down / It's Not My Time - oh, and our friend (and 2009 Maxim Hometown Hottie semi-finalist Amanda Bentley plays 'the mom').......annnnnnd Here's Amanda's Maxim HH page - thorough, no? So, Hines Ward wins Dancing With The Stars - in spite of this - check out the :48 mark - OUCH!!!! NHL fans likely know the Green Men of Vancouver - do you? - you can clearly see they're (their) nuts The Sperminator's Love Child - want a glimpse? you say you don't care, but you'll click here anyway, won't you? So, this Saturday 5/21 is Judgement Day - according to this billboard and these Raptureheads - are your ducks in a row? Want to know more about the knuckleheads in the the previous story? - here you go Oh, and while you're being saved (or damned) on May 21, who'll take care of your dog, fish, etc? - these atheists would like your money This guy just made Minute Maid Park (and its security staff) his beeeyotch - a daring fan on the field video Who's ready to go 'planking' with us? - oh, what the F%@# is planking? - another interweb spawned bout with stupidity Can't get enough PLANKING!!! - Here's some more video of Darwin's next best case studies Chad's latest 'bull' - haven't seen the video of Chad Johnson's recent 'non-football' enterprise? all that build up for 11/2 seconds? sounds like someone's wedding night we know...... Fin's new Facebook friend Casey Casem- losing it.....funny ESPN's Wendi Nix - with glasses - cast your vote over there >>>>> Mother of the Year - not likely - here's our next finalist Osama's final FB post - we found it!!! Obama announced the death of who? - Thanks Ron Burgundy Why do they call it a 'Jumbotron'? - ummmmmm, this guy, perhaps? Nobody's REALLY been busted for DWI on a riding mower, right? - Wrong. In fact, here's the Top 5 list  -- and George Jones didn't even make this list....wow MORE DUI idiots - You know not to drink and drive, but do you know WHAT not to drive... - just so you know, here's a pretty comprehensive list of things you do not know Wanna check out the Beastie Boys full length 30 minute 'Fight For Your Right Redux' video - here it is Speaking of creepy - here's a gallery of some of the creepiest people we could find - just a little something to make you feel better about yourself on a Monday Have you seen the most recent fast food beatdown video? - Unbelievable how far we've come as a people, is it not? Pete Rose's new coat - we think we've got it Nothing like a little father / son bonding - well, actually, maybe there is....'Son, this one's called the 'beyotch slap''..... Golfer Kevin Na sets PGA record for worst score on a par 4 - ESPN style Hey Gamble!! - You can make fun of soccer once you're able to do THIS - nice The Ultimate Sports List - What's on your sports 'bucket list' and where does Cincinnati fall on the list, hmmmmm? Cool sports fan site. What's more delicious than a 'couch potato'? - how about the couch itself - one of the stranger stories we've ever seen Lady Guy Guy bites it - hard....We know we should be concerned; we will be when we're done laughing All you need for your video is cute babies and dogs and you're set - well, maybe not the dog - pay close attention What does your facial hair say about you? - Find out here (thanks to newly discovered 96ROCKHEAD Vanessa from Valenti Salon for the link).... The Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends of all time on the interweb - decide for yourself Hey, baby? Wanna do it up on the roof? Nobody will see us, I swear - oops. Pete Rose and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat - get your tickets now - here's a sneak preview Cheers to Metromix for this gallery of Spring Breakers - and, by Spring Breakers, we mean 'chicks in bikinis'.... If you're going to drink a Rivertown Brewery WIT Ale you had better be looking your best when you hoist that bottle to your beer hole - here's the perfect way to do just that A beer drinking magic trick - you can watch it as many times as you want but you'll NEVER figure it out.....OK, who are we kidding, you won't care if you ever figure it out. Haven't seen a good video of animals crapping in a while? - you're welcome Need the perfect partner for your ice cold beer - How 'bout a Fat Ho? Danny McBride as Kenny Powers and the Eastbound and Down OUTTAKES - HI-larious!!! Where's the King? We're gonna need a ruling on this - anyone still think we're not losing our civility as a country? Didn't get enough of humans acting like zoo animals? - Here you go, kids STILL not enough fight fans? - How about THIS poor woman, whose right to slurp noodles on public transportation was called into question...with fists n stuff... RECENTLY UNEARTHED!! - Fin's baby video Speaking of baby videos - How do you know when your mom's a coke whore? Charlie Sheen won't be 'winning' if he's counting on a singing career - check this out....and thanks to ROCKHEAD Steve Faulkner for the tip on this one Oh, alright!!! Here's a bikini girl on a roller coaster - stop whining.....niiiiiiiiice Just how dirty IS your mind? - take a quick visual test Hey Adrian Peterson!!! Great perspective!!! - Jesse and Al called and said 'Stop stealing our gig'..... Fat Kid Justice - have you seen this video? you won't on Youtube...they keep pulling it.....what do you think? (By the way...the fat kid got suspended) Is that a monkey in your bra - or are you just a white trash moron AFLAC!!! or ASSWIPE!!! - Gilbert Gottfried, the (former) voice of the AFLAC Duck was sacked for these Tweets - read 'em and vote over there >>>>> on what you think about it Here's what Gilbert thinks is so funny - apparently Happy 'Steak and BJ Day' - March 14th every year - not sure what to get the man in your life? - Really? Go back and read the first 5 words (is BJ one word, or two? - we digress) JAPANESE EARTHQUAKE / TSUNAMI VIDEO - unbelieveable .... check out these vids from CNN.com Red Riding Hood - check out the trailer here This guy was involved in a stabbing mid haircut - how could we know for sure? Lucky guess Death Metal Rooster - maybe you've seen it, maybe not....but until you have, here you go High School Coach takes final shot in final game - Kentucky High School coach Robin Kelsch set this play up - this is pretty coooooool Hey Foo Fighters!!! King Missile called and they want some of the money you make off of Rope - why? Hear for yourself Recession, reschmession - apparently we need to have a word with our parents about  how mistreated we were. Hey Lady Guy Guy - we found somebody ELSE you stole your gig from - Happy Birthday Dale - check out THIS blast from the past He's been disguised as our Mayor for years - now check him out disguised as someone who gives two shits about anybody else in town....Mark 'The Flamethrower' Mallory on CBS's Undercover Boss disguises EXPOSED by cincinnnati.com - you know, doing the kind of thing that's good for all Cincinnatians (who happen to be mayor looking for a media gig, no doubt, when his term expires) Fightin' over the Thin Mints were ya'? - Oh, Gamble n Fin, don't just ASSUME she's FAT, be NICE....you guys are such dic - - oh, wait.....Sorry. Remember Playboy's Miss October 200? (and Cincinnati's own) Stephanie Heinrich - ya gotta love the local girls Where did Ralph learn to play the drums? - likely this Howard Jones video (see the world famous 'form' at 3:28) - we actually posted this (ONE of the worst videos of the 80's) to honor HJ on his 57th birthday.... Pictures that look fake but aren't - could be photoshop, but it isn't Kyle Busch's wife - no doubt with him for his winning personality Not a 'Noodler'? - you will (not) be after you see this gem Ready to break out the swimsuit? - You may not want to go swimming at THIS guy's pool....you'll end up spending the afternoon in the E.R. If 70 degrees doesn't get you in the mood for Spring, try THIS on for size - oh, baby Senator Schumer - are you smarter than a 5th grader? No. NUDE CHICKS!!! - Click HERE - then click 'there' Has your phone's auto-correct screwed you? - maybe not as badly as some of these people Hate ventriloquists? maybe you won't after this - .....as much Beer Goggles - time to check your prescription Octomom link below wasn't enough proof of her pieceofshitatude? - well, here's the video, Fred Text message: @ mall-omg that guyz OTH - apparently he makes her wet SNL Shake Weight parody - when they do something funny we feel like we should at least acknowledge it Who says The Octomom is a piece of shit? - oh...we did....here's proof Thinking about a 3D tv but don't want to wear those stupid glasses in your house? - well, you buy into THIS new innovation from CFredrick Industries.....you could, but you won't Blake Griffin's Top Ten Dunks - um.....wow. Gamble loves him some Xtina - Fin's more of a 'Fergie Guy' - here's why Chicago Blackhawk Jim Cornelison belts out the National Anthem before da' Bears game this weekend - HOLY! Surprised that THIS guy didn't know the woman he was having sex with was dead? - we didn't think so So, you're Hugh Hefner's son; what do you get? Sadly, Hugh's horse head....but it obviously doesn't matter.....<sigh!> THIS guy is crazy you say? - What are you? him? We GOTTA get us one of these - or two, in our case As Seen On TV - and soon on Fin's stovetop - (thanks to ROCKHEAD Scott who hipped us to this) - honestly, Fin might actually learn to cook in order to use this Are you monitoring your child's Facebook activity? - You THINK you are....but not like THIS guy..  Is this the greatest show on TV? - In a word: Of course it is....oh, and BIG BALLS!!! - Winter Wipeot is ON...and FIN IS MAKING IT HIS MISSION TO GET ON THIS SHOW!!!! Ready to party at The Banks? - now you can, thanks to our buddies at The Holy Grail...check this link to see progress and inside scoop from the construction site right across from Great American Ballpark People are cool - sometimes....like these.... People are lucky - sometimes...like these... Aaron Lewis gone country? - you decide SFW Porn - safe for anybody, actually - <well, not little kids unless you wanna do some 'splainin'> Hey Cincinnati political candidates!!! - Run these ads next time and we'll watch as many as you buy without bitching High School Basketball players are VERY important!!! - just ask this dickhead Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be....too big for the ELEPHANT MRI MACHINE AT THE CLEVELAND ZOO....scroll this article to see the childhood photo and see if you can help a kid stop it before it starts.... Monica Bellucci SUCKS - the blood, but not the terrible acting skills, out of Keanu Reeves Slash PLUS Fergie - yes Fergie = cool....and hot Hottest sideline reporters? - See and decide for yourselves - and, you're welcome ...oh, and here's Krystal Fernandez - terrible on the ears...pretty good on the eyes As God is my witness, I had no idea turkeys could..... - ya gotta love blondes These two went shoplifting - ironic, since it looks like they have a tough time 'self lifting'...may be the story of the year "I'm heading out, do you want me to GRAB anything" - you think that's what these chicks said on the way out the door? Gamble n Fin's Favorite Things: Gamble had 5....Fin had 1 - here it is, Ralph National Do Not Call Registry Number - here it is - 1-888-382-1222 ...it's time to re-up your number (including your cell number) - call from the number you want 'de-listed'...it takes about 20 seconds, total Greatest football play EVER? - you decide Want some CAKE? ... in bunny suits? - not a fetish porno, sorry Need a designated driver this holiday season? (or any season, for that matter, Boozy?) - Check out our new friends at BeMyDD.com - guess what their website address is? They offer a couple of different services, all of which are cheaper than a DUI, including driving you home IN YOUR OWN CAR....(so get that 'you-know-what' outta your glove box) - Plug this number into your mobile: 1-877-UBE-MYDD (1-877-823-6933) Oh Andy Reid - or 'Ried' in the Punt, Pass and Kick competition in 1971 - 'IN' not 'hosting'....he was 13 years old in this video 1957 v 2010 - how has high school changed? '57? Hell, try '77 or even '87 HOLY!!! Here are a few early Christmas Gif(t)s - supermodel style...you're welcome This guy's dance moves are 'tits'....and vice versa LOSER!!! - actually a fantastic compilation of lots of them - these are NOT people auditioning to be in Jackass 4 (they're all over qualified) If Gamble n Fin were in charge - here's a movie trailer that pretty much sums up how we'd run things (thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Dave Fussner) HERE IS WHAT WILL UN-DO THIS COUNTRY - This story.... ...and THIS one.... ...all because of THIS one..... You wore WHAT to WHERE? - sure, people have dressed like idiots on job interviews, etc. but THIS site STILL takes the cake.....and then apparently fed it to most of the people on this site before they got dressed to go out.... Sexy costumes ROCK!!! - But do these? These costumes are outSTANDING! - sexy, to be sure, but are they really costumes if they're only made of..... Disturbed fans rejoice! - play the Asylum game (active 10/28) and unlock exclusive songs and photos..... Need a Xmas present idea for Fin? - 96ROCKHEAD Kevin thinks he has an idea Do you think this is 'borderline pedophilia'? - of course you don't - but some do....sheesh.... Screw the Iron Chef...here's something for the Metal Chef - check this out - it's called 'Mosh Potatoes' One more reason we wish we lived in New York - um....not (however, the rent IS too damn high......methinks so is he) Oh, in case you think 'Well, that guy up there is kinda funny, but New York MUST have better candidates on that stage' - well, here you go, Ralph We've seen these reactions at Kings Island - amongst  much older people, mind you. You won't watch this - will you? of course you will......the title sorta says it all Gamble, Fin and the rest of the stud crew here at 96ROCK - CAUTION!! washboard abs at play.....Yes, helloooooo (thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Dave) You've seen the 'MOM' tattoo, right? - It wasn't a tribute to this lady Katy Perry too sexy for Sesame Street - See the clip you won't see on 'The Street' AND her not-so-subtle response to it on SNL this past Saturday night Tattoos you MUST see - actually, they should be called 'tatt-oops!' - What were they thinking....? This is either the COOLEST or CREEPIEST thing ever - you decide Why we love Jaime Pressly - well, one of the reasons there, dirty balls.... How do we get a job at THIS ad agency? - just axe? This is one of the saddest things you will ever see - at least we hope it is What do you think of this band? Stick with 'em...... Know anybody that would do this just to see how long he could get away with it? - i do. Know anybody who would invent this just to keep loiterers from a-loitering? - i do (thanks to Rico for this...for some reason she thought we'd like this) Really cool optical illusion - you won't believe it even once you've seen it Here's a commercial you won't mind putting up with - repeatedly The Farting Preacher - Robert Tilton - we'll give you the first one.....checking out the rest is up to you Time to playyyyyyy - Tennis Star or Porn Star? - it's a good 'ol audio game and harder than you may think Need some tips on how to 69? - No, this isn't some sort of double entendre, it's about what you think it's about Conan names his new show - or does he? High school football in Ohio is WAY better than wherever this dummy plays - we think it's Delaware Gamble at last week's first 96ROCK 'Fraturday' party - we think Serious golf ain't over - here's a cool golf game that Tiger Woods ALSO did not win - Thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Chris for this one. Hey RICO! - ever been caught doing THIS? - ever done it, just not gotten caught? Sturgis last week (Thursday, August 12th) - Jesse 'The Human Cannonball' Dupree takes Full Throttle Flight between 'She Loves My Cock' and 'The Lumberjack'.....HOLY!!!! He truly is the hardest working and highest flying man in show bidness..... Mom is that you - she's a BIG fan You're Acting Like a Bunch of Bitches - you be the judge  Drunk guy vs. pole - who wins? Hate the term - LOVE THE PHOTOS - yes, helloooooooooo Check out these dance moves - and his big finish (stay with it) Are you a boob man? - What if they were housed in one of these 25 strange, yet cool, bras? Will Oxyclean take care of this? - not likely Dad Life - yo - this is classic Maximize your weekend by checking out these Minis - skirts, that is....yes, hello Mr Skin - our good buddy and all of his 'hard' work can be found here. Enjoy Who says you can't be pregnant AND beautiful AND classy? - um....these chicks - gawd, almighty! Why do they call them wisdom teeth? - check out THIS wisdom Comic Con is for nerds - AND for chicks who, apparently, have used some of their Archie Comics money for boob jobs Is this one of the funniest commercials ever? - you decide We love weddings - or at least wedding guests. This guy's video message will make you want to puke Here's Kuzin Vinny doing your daughter - er, uh, your daughter's wedding in a couple of years.... Not since Jeff Gordon signed on with DuPont has a guy been so excited about one of these - stick with it...and try to figure out when he actually 'achieves' Here it is AGAIN but this time set to music - and auto tuned.....outSTANDING!!!! Willy Wonka, Al Queda leader? - You decide Need a wedding photographer? - This guy's probably free that day How long did THIS take - WOW - stop motion craziness A quick history of mullets - 'It's NOT a mullet!!!' .....Fin Hey Rico?! - Got any of these outfits on hand? Yes, helllllooooooo? (Val does, doesn't she?) - Thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Chris for this one....aye carumba! Apparently 'loser.com' was taken - if you use this service, PLEASE call or email us to let us know how it went....PLEEEEEASE.... OK, so THAT didn't get it for you. soccer haters? - If you think soccer players are less then athletes or men take a quick look at some of THEIR wives and GFs....yes, hello Parking your JetSki 101 - ya' gotta love the compassion shown by the videographers How to buy a TV - seems like common sense but anymore you've got to have a Phd. Tired of ballpark beer prices? - Let your 'natural assets' assist you Why we don't lift weights - got sick of this happening This poor kid's doomed - nice work, dad Drunk girls kissing - Thanks Mr. Skin - for everything Remember Vida Guerra's booty? - how about covered in paint? NASCAR fans and Mulleteers REJOICE! - your (our) time has come.....again EPIC FAILS - self explanatory Trash talking midget - really? you need any further reason to click on it? Mr Skin - he's the patron saint of this show and our Bill Gates Booooo!!! - Liar!!! - if you don't already know, you need to check it out - A CLASSIC!!!!! Looking for a drum teacher for your kid? - This guy charges by the level of 'awesomeness' you'd like Most of those crazy fur protesters drive us crazy - these.......do not Why we have shunned bullfighting as an alternate career - well, ONE of the reasons How about a great hand job - or two or three or....... Did you see this chick at (insert festival name here) - We're pretty sure you have Would you consider this an omen - we would How did you cope with YOUR divorce? - Forget the therapist - try this. GREATEST  SERIES OF TV ADS EVER - and you never actually see the product Hey Cincy news anchors - you paying attention?! - THIS is the way news should be delivered - fair and unbalanced Remember (staining your sheets to) Winnie from The Wonder Years? - time for round two, Ralph Now THIS is a prank - yes, hello.....too funny!! Finally!!! - a worthwhile use for 3D technology Your dog sucks - unless it can do this Need some dance moves for the weekend? - No charge, Ralph....knock 'em dead The Shoe-dini - oh Gilbert Gottfried..... As Seen on TV - the tribute to 'doing it wrong' Pole Dancing Championships - a nice compilation Stripper pole fail - er, um 'fails' The future of publishing? - Not good....or is it....worth a couple of minutes of your time...stick with it Ever been hounded to get Zoobooks? Not like this, we'd bet Hey Smarty Pants - Think you're smart? Take this smart test, Smarty McSmarterson. Smart. Waterboarding - is it for me? Decide for yourself      The Gamble Glossary (He's our Malapropmaster): feel free to use as needed   Emanciated = he meant 'very skinny, sickly looking' but it turns out that this means a 'free, yet wrinkly face'.....created week of 11/30/09 Equivilate = 'going to make a comparison between two things' - created 12/09/09 Slack = apparently the singular of 'slacks' - thrown out for consumption on 01/11/10 Sworded = getting stabbed with a sword - 2/23/10 Samarella = apparently some sort of thing one might be afflicted with should certain ingredients be found faulty - many of us know it as salmonella - launched 3/09/10 Absorbitant = a ridiculous amount of money sucked out of you for something that's ultimately useless like, say, sex therapy - rantified 3/31/10 Godsmith - apparently a band that somewhat resembles GodSMACK - created week of 5/10/10 and we let is slide - but then he did it AGAIN on 5/17/10 so here it is.... Want-To-Goers - ROCKHEADS who, apparently, want to go to things like concerts.  Unveiled on 7/13/10 in reference to those who may be interested in attending Mayhemfest at Riverbend Authenticicated - We think he meant 'authenticated' because he was talking about Pete Rose's wood, eh, bat at auction Squeege-rama'd - screwed...plain and simple (invented 09.24.10) Coat with no arms - or as the rest of the world calls it a 'vest'  (10.01.10) The denim 'One Suit' - or as the rest of the world calls them 'overalls' (10.14.10) Tavernous - we think it's someone who has a huge appetite for alcohol (02.09.11) Ounceage - apparently the number of ounces one has either had to drink or fell from the sky (04.27.11)   Hall of Fame links -   George Brett has got to go - best ever...check out this very candid video - he's pooped - [CAUTION - Rated R] EPIC FAILS - self explanatory Hiillbilly Toothpick - the perfect gift for the person who  has nothing Finally, some truth in advertising - Moblie home buyer beware Booooo!!! - Liar!!! - if you don't already know, you need to check it out A little holiday gift from Gamble n Fin - it's really something, ain't it? Here's another one in case the one above didn't quite disturb you enough - you're welcome Kicked in the 'bulls' lately? - how about THIS from our friends in Adelita's Way -OWWWW!!!! - Thanks for THIS, Rico Barry Gibb on a Rollercoaster - God bless you Seth McFarlane Can't ANYONE spell ANYTHING anymore? - THIS should help (thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Jim for this) Waterboarding - is it for me? Decide for yourself Got a Snuggie? Wanna get some while you're in it? - It's the long awaited Snuggie Sutra Brian Hamrick from News 5 gets out to in the snow with some safety tips - this is a neo-CLASSIC!!! Well done, man and kudos to Channel 5 for posting it Still need to carve your pumpkin? (completely NSFW) -Greatest Halloween link EVER - and you can get these at the Hustler Hollywood store in Monroe - go figure     LOOKING TO LEND A HAND TO OUR MILITARY AND THEIR FAMILIES? (Got one for us to list here? SUBMIT IT TO US TO POST RIGHT HERE)   Operation Homefront - a great organization that provides for the needs of families whose loved ones wear the uniform on our behalf The Thank You Foundation - Show your support for our veterans, service members and their families by letting your license plate do the talking Operation Homefront - Helping soldiers by helping the families they leave behind Adopt a Soldier - Send something as simple as a letter or a care package Adopt a Platoon - One soldier not enough for ya? Here ya go. Send a card to a recovering soldier at Walter Reed here:  c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave NW Washington, D.C. 20307-5001 The Fisher House - great way to help injured vets and their families   Proud Show Sponsors:    Jones Bar-B-Que and Foot Massage