In the tradition of Labor Day here in Cincinnati I figured I'd give you this list to keep in the back of your minds... have a safe holiday weekend!

10. What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson.

9. Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool

8.The only celebrity they can bring in is the Geico lizard

7. Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions

6. It starts at noon

5. It's really just a couple of guys yelling, "Ka-Boom"

4. The Finale of the show is when a stick of dynamite blows up your car

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A 27-year-old blogger named Kevin Cogill was arrested on Wednesday (August 27th) at his Los Angeles home on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws for leaking nine Guns N' Roses songs online, according to the Los Angeles Times. Cogill, who used the name Skwerl, was accused of posting the songs at a website called Antiquiet in June, where they were available for public access. The site crashed from the amount of traffic it received once word of the leaked tracks got out. Cogill admitted to federal agents that he posted the songs and was expected to appear in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles...

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I've heard these before but since the Olympics just wrapped up I thought I'd revisit them for you all...

Top 9 Olympic Commentator moments

9. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing" (The snatch is a type of weightlifting event FYI)

8. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

7. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, expecially my mother and father."

6. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

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Hey Rockheads before we get into the new blog I just wanted to apologize for taking so much time off. With Helluva Week, Mayhemfest plus traveling it's been tough to get any info worth a shit to put out there but I'm back now so let's get into some headlines:

Slipknot releases its fourth major label album, All Hope Is Gone today! The CD is the band's first new studio offering in more than four years, following 2004's Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses). Lead vocalist Corey Taylor has injected a lot of religious, Biblical and numerological references into his lyrics this time, and told us he's...

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Black Light Burn’s guitarist and founder Wes Borland has joined Marilyn Manson’s band. Manson is currently in the studio recording a new album which is due out next year. The move will not affect Black Light Burn who are in the process of tracking their next studio album.

Mudvayne have tentatively titled...

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Too properly start this blog the words WOW have to be established cause that's exactly how I felt after seeing on the better tours this year! WOW Now first I have to admit I only saw three bands... now before you jump up and scream at me let me explain what went down.

First we hit the Belly Bus at 11am with our winners and the festivities begin! The first ever Cornholeshop.com Cornhole Tournament starts with 6 teams competing to go backstage with Five Finger Death Punch and Disturbed! So we do a double elimination tournament with the winner being Shake N Bake which were Ben and Grant. Lots...

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Five Finger Death Punch has unveiled the details for its fall headlining tour of the U.S., which will begin on September 29th in Colorado Springs and wrap up more than eight weeks later on December 4th in San Diego. The hard-rocking five-piece, which is currently appearing on the Rockstar Energy Mayhem trek, will bring In This Moment, Bury Your Dead and Another Black Day along for the ride. Frontman Ivan Moody said in a statement, "After kicking ass with all our metal friends on Mayhem this past summer, we knew that our next step had to be massive!!...We are pulling out ALL the stops and we are...

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Metallica have revealed dates for their North American tour which kicks off on October 21st. The Sword will provide support for the entire tour with Down joining from October 21st through November 23rd. Lamb of God will join from December 1st through December 20th and Machine Head...

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