Today's show - 03.10.10   THE SHLOG   ALL NEW!!! - BECOME A FAN OF 96ROCK (CINCINNATI) ON FACEBOOK RIGHT HERE!! DROP US AN EMAIL (themorningshow@purerock96.com)   or  TWEET US ON THE TWITTER (GambleandFin96)      Welcome to our NEW GnF show sponsors:    Jones Bar-B-Que and Foot Massage   Best links and stories of the week: Links and other oddities that we'll try to update every day (and by 'we' I mean 'me'...Fin)      Lindsay Lohan - who's the bigger baby....just shut up!!! Funny or Die has put together more presidents in one place than Bill Gates' money clip - and yes, that IS Dan Akroyd This is why we love Sandra Bullock - love her OK, maybe soccer is easy - not fair that this team had an extree player (Mother Nature) Hey Freddie Kruger fans, check this out - this is one Bad News Bear (look it up) Maybe the 'Goofiest' thing we've ever posted - if you're a fan of 'A Goofy Movie', you'll love this - if you're not a fan of it, it's still pretty well done Michael Jackson's not dead - 'he's' just taking a little longer to put 'his' face on Carl Edwards won't be getting a Christmas card from Brad Keselowski this year - here's why..... Vasectomy in your future? - Try THIS March Madness on for size I'd like an order of hot chicks - with a side of boob, please (c'mon ladies, even you have to admit there's something about this...and you own 'em!!) Men's figure skating we'd actually watch - Oh Lars Double snow mobile fail - you may have seen it but it's STILL brutal A TV spot you'll never see in the U.S. - oh well, that's why we're here Another solid effort from Snickers - First Betty and Abe, now this Toyota owners take note - one more recall for you to take note of Hey Smarty Pants - Think you're smart? Take this smart test, Smarty McSmarterson. Smart. If this happens to us - we're good with it.... The future of tires? - Wow.....the cops are going to have to ditch the stop sticks and go to throwing steel rods Who is Anthony Bourdain and why is he coming to my Aronoff Center - here's your answer. I don't care if it's my mess, I'm NOT cleaning that up - what a waste of 4$ Ever gotten the 'Recalculating' reprimand from your GPS? - too bad it doesn't come with a spanking..... One of our lesser known Team USA sports - finally answering the age old question: 'Who let them out?" How they did it - He's on a horse The funniest commercial you may NOT have seen yet - see how they did it on the link above Not a fan of Domino's - that's why we're delivering THIS Waterboarding - is it for me? Decide for yourself  Not to go all Jay Leno on you but - really great headlines - Yes, hello! THIS IS A TRICK!!! - Delivery man is instructed to castrate you if you sign for one of these (and if you are the sender your balls will mysteriously fall off upon the recipient signing for this) The FINAAAAAAAL Countdown - THIS is the way it prolly shoulda been done to  begin with Kicked in the 'bulls' lately? - how about THIS from our friends in Adelita's Way -OWWWW!!!! - Thanks for THIS, Rico Food fight!!! ... or fighting back - funny commercial that's not for what you think it might be for Now THIS is a slam dunk contest - yes, hello What is curling and why? - check this out Is speeling emportint? - shood be a peace of cake NBA'er Steve Nash rules - but the NBA still sucks People of Walmart RAP!!! - taking it to a new level (and this is version 2.0) DAMN IT!!! - Fin thought he was going to invent this The funniest commercial you may NOT have seen yet - stick with it Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model - local girl KILLIN' it...and ME...(Fin) Brian Hamrick from News 5 gets out to in the snow with some safety tips - this is a neo-CLASSIC!!! Well done, man and kudos to Channel 5 for posting it     The Gamble Glossary (He's our Malapropmaster): feel free to use as needed   Emanciated = he meant 'very skinny, sickly looking' but it turns out that this means a 'free, yet wrinkly face'.....created week of 11/30/09 Equivilate = 'going to make a comparison between two things' - created 12/09/09 Slack = apparently the singular of 'slacks' - thrown out for consumption on 01/11/10 Sworded = getting stabbed with a sword - 2/23/10 Samarella = apparently some sort of thing one might be afflicted with should certain ingredients be found faulty - many of us know it as salmonella - launched 3/09/10   Gamble n Fin Hall of Fame links -   George Brett has got to go - best ever...check out this very candid video - he's pooped - [CAUTION - Rated R] Hiillbilly Toothpick - the perfect gift for the person who  has nothing Finally, some truth in advertising - Moblie home buyer beware Booooo!!! - Liar!!! - if you don't already know, you need to check it out A little holiday gift from Gamble n Fin - it's really something, ain't it? Here's another one in case the one above didn't quite disturb you enough - you're welcome Kicked in the 'bulls' lately? - how about THIS from our friends in Adelita's Way -OWWWW!!!! - Thanks for THIS, Rico Barry Gibb on a Rollercoaster - God bless you Seth McFarlane Can't ANYONE spell ANYTHING anymore? - THIS should help (thanks to 96ROCKHEAD Jim for this) Waterboarding - is it for me? Decide for yourself How they did it - He's on a horse The funniest commercial you may NOT have seen yet - see how they did it on the link above Got a Snuggie? Wanna get some while you're in it? - It's the long awaited Snuggie Sutra E-Trade Baby Loves Him Some Gamble n Fin  - For obvious reasons So Does This Little Fella - Yes...Yes hello     LOOKING TO LEND A HAND TO OUR MILITARY AND THEIR FAMILIES? (Got one for us to list here? SUBMIT IT TO US TO POST RIGHT HERE)   Operation Homefront - Helping soldiers by helping the families they leave behind Adopt a Soldier - Send something as simple as a letter or a care package Adopt a Platoon - One soldier not enough for ya? Here ya go. Send a card to a recovering soldier at Walter Reed here:  c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave NW Washington, D.C. 20307-5001

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