Coming Monday -

- We'll continue to qualify you for our 96ROCK L & L Designated Driver program for the night before Thanksgiving - looking for your best stories about using [or being] the DD...our grand prize winner on Wednesday will score limo transport to [and from] Metropolis for the BIGGEST party night of the year..... 

 Today's Show

- More Fantasy Football with the chicks from Cheeks Gentlemen's Club - Congrats to John for getting on the line...we'll see how 'his' picks fared against Tom's [he picked AGAINST the Giants so he'll probably lose...again]...Oh, yeah - who was doing the picking for John? Check out Audrey Moore [as Nikki Nine] right here.....Yes, Hello.

- Nikki Benz is appearing at Racer's this weekend ... and here at Stripper Control... just after 9a - we'll see if we can talk her into some 96ROCK Drinkin' Jammies - and then back out of 'em - and then give 'em to you...

- Today's 96ROCKHEAD 'Flash Poll' - What to do with Ocho Sleepo? - ROCKHEADS overwhelmingly voted on the phone to tell Choad to take a hike offering up the options of benching him and THEN releasing him, cutting him and 'making him swim against Michael Phelps'

Rockhead Rewards

- Congratulations...we think....to Kenny Campbell of Middletown who's designated driver story of two friends bestowing the contents of their respective stomachs upon him while he tried to drive them home.......from COLUMBUS!!!! qualified him for our 96ROCK / L & L Limo Designated Driver program to Metropolis on Wednesday night.....Your next chance to qualify is Monday morning so get your stories ready and get the ROCK LINE on your speed dial [513-749-9650]...

- Congratulations to Levon Ross of Hamilton! - the 7:20a qualifier for our Metro Scooter Buddy 125 - the next time is at 10:20a with Sister Karen - and don't forget that next Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are the FINAL guaranteed qualifying times..if you want 'em all in advance, become an official 96ROCKHEAD right now.....

- Travis Gregg grabbed $50 worth of Smokey Bones chow just for being able to punch up the 96ROCKLINE....you can get your $50 worth for just $25, if we haven't already sold out....it's our weekly Bang For Buck offer at purerock96.com - our attempt to make what money you have left go a little further....

CONRATULATIONS!!!! -

To 96ROCKHEAD Joey Wiles who made his 1,000,000th page view here at purerock96.com - Thanks for listening and keeping up on all things 96ROCK here in our little corner of cyberspace!  

Tomorrow's Show -

 Nikki Benz is coming to Racers this week....she's coming into the palatial 96ROCK broadcast complex to spend some quality time with us tomorrow morning - We'll probably get her take on how to fix the economy and check up on her money market management....always a source of crucial insight...don't miss it....

Today's Show

- What the HELL? Even though the full moon was last week around here, it looks like it made its way around the world bringing out the loons everywhere you turn....witness:

- Guy cuts off HIS OWN head - with a.....

- UK supermarket employee busted for blasting Rage Against The Machine's [unedited] 'Killing in the Name'...next to guess what department?

- Washington state prizoner [that's how we spell it here in Cincy] says he'd give his 'left nut' to make 300k - thanks to the prison doctors, he got to give even more, prompting his cellmate to muse "Hey man, is that your junk in my bunk"

- Tattoo a brothel's logo on your body - get in free [into the brothel - not into the staff] Have you ever been to a brothel? The ROCKLINE is open for your stories or you can email them [names withheld - or trumpeted - upon request] to angryguys@purerock96.com

- Tom Gamble asks: 'What's the point of candles that don't smell good?" - This is a rhetorical question, people. [in spite of the fact that the answer is obviously 'light']

- These jeans are flippin' cool - this was the inspiration for those Levi's ads

Rockhead Rewards

- $50 gift certificate to Smokey Bones  [This week's purerock96.com Bang For Your Buck on Friday morning at 8am] goes toooooo..........Trenton's own Rodney Woodward

- Our Guaranteed Qualifier for the Metro Scooter Buddy 125 at 8:20 was Denise Schuman of Liberty Township.......your next chance to join her on the quailfier list at 1:20p with Sister Karen - keep listening and she'll tell you the next time with JD - or become a ROCKHEAD right now and get the rest of the times for the week at purerock96.com - You can also head to Metro Scooter at Dana and Montgomery to sign up as well.....

- Congrats to Wrasslin' ROCKHEAD Wayne Cast from Miamisburg who pinned down a WWE Smackdown Prize Pack [tee shirt, lid, mag, DVD, Jeff Hardy styled 'bling' all crammed into a WWE backpack] from 96ROCK and My64 AND get automatically qualified for a pair of RINGSIDE SEATS for the January 20th WWE event at U.S. Bank Arena which we'll award tomorrow morning....[Smackdown fans know that they can get their wrasslin' fix on Friday nights at 8pm on My64 - - now you know, too]. More prize packs and qualifications for the ringside seats all week long.....

Today's Show

- He's contributing to the history of the Jockey Club book and he's contributing to the show this morning.....He's Darren Blase....if you care to share any recovered memories from those days shoot us an emails at angryguys@purerock96.com - The big book release party is on Saturday at Shake It Records [4156 Hamilton Ave. in Northside - 513-591-0123] at 5pm
 

Rockhead Rewards

- WOW!!! What a fantastic BIG WOOD WEDNESDAY we had this week.....Stories of near 'burndowns' by ROCKHEADS with a bit of a pyro streak...Eric Wagner's story of almost burning his house down on New Year's Eve by tossing a pop can into the family fireplace bested a couple others [fine stories on their own of melting plastic models, 3rd degreees burns and toasting half the family garage simply by following parental directions]...Eric scored up to a cord of firewood from Hafner's and a pair of passes & 96 club bucks to Racer's in Sparta.

- Our Bang For Your Buck daily winner for a $50 Smokey Bones gift certificate was Travis Boyd of Brooksville, Ky. On Friday morning at 8a you can log on to purerock96.com and get $50 worth of Smokey Bones for $25 WHILE THEY LAST...

- Wrasslin' fan Sean McCarthy pinned down a WWE Smackdown Prize Pack [tee shirt, lid, mag, DVD, Jeff Hardy styled 'bling' all crammed into a WWE backpack] from 96ROCK and My64 AND now he's automatically qualified for a pair of RINGSIDE SEATS for the January 20th WWE event at U.S. Bank Arena....[Smackdown fans know that they can pin down their wrasslin' fix on Friday nights at 8pm on My64 - - now you know, too] - more prize packs and qualifications for the ringside seats all week long.....

- Congrats to (*could be you if you keep listening) who picked up Scrubs Season 7 on DVD - more copies all week long

Tomorrow

- We'll catch up with Darren Blaze and revisit the glory days of the world famous Jockey Club - we'll be looking for your stories, if you remember any of them....

LOOKING AHEAD TO FRIDAY -

Nikki Benz is coming to Racers this week....she's coming into the palatial 96ROCK broadcast complex to spend some quality time with us on Friday morning - We'll probably get her take on how to fix the economy and check up on her money market management....always a source of crucial insight...don't miss it....

Today's Show

- Big John from Rock of Love - but most importantly from Norwood - stopped in for 'the hang' and to explain his actions on Thursday night out at Metropolis with JD for the final Bod Squad qualifying night - here are pictures from what you've missed so far and don't miss the FINALS this Thursday night!!!!

- Right out of the chute we had to help Gamble find something for one of his young - it's called Bakugan and it's THE thing you won't be able to find this year for your kids.....unless you try Costco, according to Paul, one well informed ROCKHEAD.

- On Sunday the Bengals 'kissed their sister' against the dumbass Eagles which OBVIOUSLY leads to the topic of.........wait for it........hot sisters [whether they're yours, your buddy's, your girlfriend's or - uh oh - your wife's].....The ROCK line is open all morning at 513-749-9650....bring it.....

- Hit a little weekly NFL Intel [BTYB Frickers] at 8:06 with Chinedum Ndukwe where we'll check in on his bad wheel, set up Thursday's matchup at Heinz Mud Pit against the mighty Steelers [sorry]...

-  Alice In Chains is working on new material [really] with new lead vocalist William DuVall [Atlantan with hardcore and punk roots] - everyone agreed that it may be one of the most anticipated new projects of the last decade and beyond....

Rockhead Rewards

- Dinner and a movie - Smokey Bones and passes to the 96ROCK exclusive sneak preview of Transporter 3 goes tooooooo........

- Wrasslin' fan Alex Dick  from Amelia grabbed a WWE Smackdown Prize Pack from 96ROCK and My64 AND now he's automatically qualified for a pair of RINGSIDE SEATS for the January 20th WWE event at U.S. Bank Arena....[Smackdown fans know that they can pin down their wrasslin' fix on Friday nights at 8pm on My64 - - now you know, too] - more prize packs and qualifications for the ringside seats all week long.....

- Congrats to Kam Yocum of Cincinnati who picked up Scrubs Season 7 on DVD - more copies all week long

Tomorrow

- We'll check in with 'The Duke' at 8:06 to find out about his bad wheel and why it is that Donovan McNabb doesn't know the rules of the NFL.

Today's Show

- Kuzin Vinny [he's filling in for Sister Karen for the next couple of days] got us started today with a tale of using his extensive bullshitting talents to get himself and 5 accomplices into a Clearwater nightclub over the weekend by laying a line on the doorman that actually worked.  Once we turned the phones over to you for your stories of 'dubious access/re-entry' it turned out that no matter what technique [read: 'lie'] you used, it typically involved getting into a show where Kid Rock was playing.....The best story had to be the ROCKHEAD who posed as a security guard at a Kid Rock show and was then pressed into service as an extra usher - his best line, and we quote "Alot of people got better seats than they thought they had'.....got a good story of your own? hit us with an email at angryguys@purerock96.com and share it with us......

Rockhead Rewards -

- We hooked up Dave Palmer of Covington with dinner and a movie - a $50 gift card to Smokey Bones and a pair of passes to the 96ROCK sneak preview of Transporter 3 starring Jason Statham....[check out the trailer here] and keep it locked in to get in the next couple of days as well.....The premiere is this Thursday at the Cinema DeLux in Florence, y'all and Smokey Bones is our Friday Bang For Your Buck at 8a at purerock96.com [get $50 worth of SB for just 25 bucks]

- Bob Shelton grabbed the Scrubs Season 7 DVD - loaded with extras and we've got more to pass along all week long.....

-Wrasslin' fan Josh Berry grabbed a WWE Smackdown Prize Pack from 96ROCK and My64 AND now he's automatically qualified for a pair of RINGSIDE SEATS for the January 20th WWE event at U.S. Bank Arena....[Smackdown fans know that they can pin down their wrasslin' fix on Friday nights at 8pm on My64 - - now you know, too] - more prize packs and qualifications for the ringside seats all week long.....